Nothing is more impotent than an unread library.
"But what about love?" you may ask. That terribly exciting disease that, to me, feels like another full-time job...I know that true love is supposed to be companionship, growing old together, blah blah blah. I thought that was what friends were for, not sexual partners! Some of us want hot lunatic porn sex and we want it forever!
I've always said true success is figuring out your life and career so you never have to be around jerks.
Boys...Turn your belt around to the right side so that the buckle is forty-five degrees off center. Nothing is sexier, the secret sign that your gun is loaded, so to speak...Lustful, beautiful juvenile-delinquent boys have been wearing their belts this way for decades of erotic confidence, and I expect you to do the same...Always be dressed in your full cult finest in case you are arrested. There is only one fashion photograph that counts in our world: the perp walk.John Waters on Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous