My X-Mas Wishlist

I just absent-mindedly went through an entire super-lame new age yoga supply magazine (I may have been in the bathroom) and on the second to last page came across these badass things:



I really want a pair! They're even supposed to improve your vision although I don't know what they would do to my 20/20...fuck it, I still want some. Maybe I should wait for Kanye accreditation, or better yet...

Of course I'd settle for some Inuit walrus ivory shades circa 1200 AD: